ANYONE FAMILIAR WITH THE LEGEND OF ZELDA? This is halarious! Someone made it up, its like a Zelda Jeopardy! Zelda: I'll take "Characters with Big Noses" for 400 please Alex sweetie. Alex: In the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, this character stole the Triforce of Power from the Sacred Realm and attempted to bring to ruin Hyrule. 'DING DING' Ganon: Whas it that pain-in-the-ass kid link!? Alex: Oh I'm sorry Mr. Ganondorf but that will have to cost you AGAIN, taht is wrong. You are now at -$2,300. Anyone else want to try it out. 'DING DING' Zelda: Like for sure...What is that Evil no good really bad guy Ganondorf. Alex: That is correct Princess Zelda. Ganon: Bitch! Alex: Could you please hold your comments until after the show Mr. Ganondorf. Link: Yeah that's right, In your face dirtbag! Alex: Okay, Zelda it's still your turn to pick a catagory. Zelda: Hm...Let's see...Hmm...No... not that one...maybe...nope...I dont get it. Can I just pass for now, Alex sweetie. Alex: No, i'm sorry princess Zelda but you may not pass, please choose a catagory. Zelda: Hmph...well then...I'll take "Strange Hyrule Races" for 500 Alex. Alex: These creatures consume igneous rocks from their natural habitat as part of their diet. 'DING DING' Link: Was it was those dudes with Big Heads that said I was their Brother? Man, were those guys bogus. They really messed up my threds. All abunchoof dirty scrubs if you ask me. Alex: ...Judges...? Can you please rephrase that Mr. Link? Link: Yeah man. They were really dirty and stuff. What are those Goron's and stuff anyway. Alex: (sigh) You are correct Mr. Link that puts you in the lead with $700, please choose the next catagory. Link: Alright! I'm stoked now baby! I'll take on "Link's Weapons" for 1oo. Bring 'em on! Alex: This weapon is extendable and retractable and can grapple onto distant object as well as includes a laser sight. 'DING DING' Zelda: Oopsie, did I do that. I think I pushed the button thingy by accident Alex baby, can i pass. Pleeeeeeze. Alex: I'm sorry Zelda but that was incorrect. Does anyone else want to try this one? 'DING DING' Ganon: (looks at Link)Little bastard, I'll show you who's the Boss. Alex: No, I'm afraid that wasn't what I was looking for either Mr. Ganondorf. It seems this just isnt your day. You remain in the minus column. Mr. Link you want to answer. Link: Sure Alex dude. Would that be my totally awesome LONGSHOT? I think so, heh. BAM and I'll pop a cap in yo ass Ganon. I'll bet you like my Longshot don't you Zelda baby. Zelda: (Gigges) Alex: That is (grumble) correct Mr. Link. You still have the lead. Choose the next catagory. ~Final Jeopardy~ Alex: Okay this is it, Final Jeopardy, I will reveal the answer and you have 30 seconds yo write down your responses. Okay her it is. This town in Zelda II: The adventure of Link is not named after a sage in Zelda 64. Lights go dim, famous Jeopardy Music plays. Alex: TIme's up. Okay, it's time to look at your Final Jeopardy answers. I see Princess Zelda and Mr. Ganondorf you didn't start writing until Mr. Link did, you all mus have figured it out at the same time. How coincidental hmm... First, i'll start with you princess Zelda, you were third. Your answer was... "How the hell should I know" No, I'm sorry but that is wrong. Let's see how much it's going to cost you. Hmm...$3000, that puts you back into the minus column with -$2900. Zelda: Link, you idiot! That was the wrong answer! Alex: Next we'll go to you Mr. Ganondorf, you made an amazing comeback with those moblin catagories in round two. Audience let's see what Mr. Ganondorf can pull out of his bag of tricks. Your answer was, "How the hell should I know" Oh, too bad. That's not the right answer. Let's see how much you wagered. $3200. That puts you back in the negative again Mr. Ganondorf with -$2900 as your score. Ganon: Arrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!! Alex: Well, Mr. link, do I even have to look at your answer, but why not. Ah, another wrong answer, "How the hell should I know" is AGAIN wrong. How much did you wager. $4000, that puts you too in the minus column at -$2900. You know I've never seen a Jeopardy game this terrible with contestants this overly stupid. Where did the producers dig you guys up form. I'm sorry but this is where I draw the line. You failures get nothing, no consolation prizes, no pats on the back, nothing. Now get off my stage before I have security throw you off. Link: You dissin' dude. Don't make me and my posse' oopen up a can an wup-ass on yo. Dude, I'm da bomb, and you a dork, Now me and my honey will be takin' my ride to the address. *~End~* Now, before yall kill me cuz the language, IM SORRY, I THOUGHT IT WAS SOO FUNNY! I copied it word for word from Odyssey of Hyrule-Zelda Jokes. If you wanna look at more things go to uhh....http://internal.tbi.net/~max/zfunny.htm , but im not really sure if its gonna work heh,? SAYONARA! | 
